What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What day is your mom always right?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do chefs do in their spare time?