What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What's a goose's favorite book?
How do you make a cow float?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why was the bud so shy?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why did the foal cough?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What sweet treat never panics?