What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A book just fell on my head.
How do frogs get to work?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
How do automobiles fly?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?