Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why was the horse so happy?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do elves learn in school?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What vegetables make the best music?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?