What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
How do birds threaten one another?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Where do polar bears store their money?