What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Cauliflowers!
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What is the smallest lion?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?