What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Prankenstein!
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What dog never pays attention in class?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why is summer always sad?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?