My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What's a father's favorite flower?