Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How do hurricanes see?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why was the mime upset?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?