Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why was the computer cold at work?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?