Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What nationality are most fish?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What part of a football field is never the same?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?