What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Where does breakfast live?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?