What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
The hum-nal.
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What's the noisiest food?