What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How does dinner smell?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What is the most faithful insect?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Which fly makes films?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What type of bat doesn't fly?