Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
It's Crowded!
Why was the bee sad?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?