What is the most faithful insect?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them.
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do goats and moms have in common?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call a Russian flea?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Where does breakfast live?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?