How much does freedom weigh?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?