What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What animal floats best?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?