What did the school bully have for lunch?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What's the most masculine animal?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Which family member is always relieved?