Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
The ball-et.
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do math teachers eat?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do fairies always drink?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?