Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What tree has the most bark?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why was the bee sad?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?