What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do math teachers eat?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call the dog magician?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?