What bird helps you stay dry?
A t-owl.
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?