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I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
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What car does Yoda® drive?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Which family member is always relieved?
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Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?