Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Because they're catty.
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What was the first animal in space?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Which family member has tusks?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
How does a witch play loud music?