What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
How was the wedding?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the frog have a long face?