What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why are grandkids so great?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why are baseball games at night?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you call a short cow?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Who are crows' favorite family members?