What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Air guitars.
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
How is cat food sold?
Why was the bud so shy?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?