Where do goldfish go camping?
What's the slowest 5k?
Which bug is related to you?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What day do hands always go to church?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
How did the tree feel in spring?