How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner back.
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
How do you organize a space party?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Where do surfers go to school?