Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do Scottish toads play?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?