How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner back.
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Which relative loves rice?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why are skeletons so calm?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call a dog in space?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
How do you arrest a pig?