Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
He was fishing for compliments.
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Which former US President was always cold?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
How do frogs get to work?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?