Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
He was fishing for compliments.
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What is blue and not heavy?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?