What do you call a retired vegetable?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?