Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Because she was a little eggs-tra.
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why are sandals so indecisive?