What's a watch's eldest relative?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why is a computer so smart?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?