Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call a silly hill?
Someone stole my mood ring!
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
How do snowmen get information?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?