Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do jokesters study in college?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you give an angry rhino?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?