What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
