What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
He has a case of March Madness®.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do cows say on NYE?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?