What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's the scariest letter?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?