Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?