Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why are baseball games at night?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?