Where do chips wear socks?
On their dori-toes.
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What's E.T. short for?
How do frogs get to work?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why was the bunny upset?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How did the mermaid call her friends?