Where do chips wear socks?
On their dori-toes.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why is money so stubborn?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do Scottish toads play?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why are bakers paid so much money?