Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What animals make the best students?
Who invented fractions?