How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What's the saddest part of the week?