Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What's a frog's favorite year?