What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Where does laundry go to college?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What birds make average students?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?