Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Where do polar bears store their money?
When do cows get tired?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?