What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
A teapup!
When should you start writing a book?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What shape is bad at driving?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do cows like to dance to?