What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
A teapup!
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
When do astronauts eat?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?