Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why do two skunks argue?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Where does laundry go to college?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
How do you measure a millennial?