What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why are books always so angry?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?