What do you call the king of vegetables?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did one plate say to the other?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
How does a pizza introduce itself?