Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?