Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?