Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Which family member is always relieved?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why do football players make great fishermen?