What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What did one plate say to the other?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What kind of bird can write?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's the slowest 5k?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?