What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
You auto-know better!
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do fish use for glasses?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?