What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
You auto-know better!
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
How does a barber get to work?