What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
A where wolf.
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What day do hands always go to church?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
A book just fell on my head.
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why did the cat start laughing?