What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why do plants hate algebra?