How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
He quit cold turkey.
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What's the holiest insect?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?