Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Because he heard there are lots of solutions.
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why was the cow afraid?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
How does a witch play loud music?
What's the politest month?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?