Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Because he heard there are lots of solutions.
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What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
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How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
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What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?