What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Pool-ups!
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Which is the worst season?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What bird is always sad?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?