What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
You'll get autumn'y ache.
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?