Where do mice leave their boats?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why do all the planets get along?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?