What's the politest month?
May.
What are you studying in math?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the foal cough?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?