What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What's the saddest part of the week?