What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Batminton!
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?